This morning’s episode of the Adventures of Ceej…
Maybe I need to stop going to the gas station nearly every morning, but I have to admit it’s entertaining.
As usual, I stopped at my favorite gas station to grab a fruit cup and 5 hour energy. As I was walking up to the door, this skinny little dude pushed by me muttering, “move, you fat bitch”. Most of you know that I am not a morning person so at 7am, my filters are not in place and my control switch hasn’t been flipped yet. No, I did not flatten him. I didn’t touch him. I didn’t even have to say a word. Another customer said it for me.
Other customer: Dude. You must be blind as well as ignorant and rude. You need to apologize.
Jackass: Fat bitch wasn’t going fast enough.
Other customer: Fat? She isn’t fat. She is an islander. She has more muscles than you will ever have.
Jackass: I don’t give a shit.
Other customer: You should. She can probably snap you in half with one hand for insulting her. (He turns to me) Want me to hold him for you?
Me: Nah, but thanks. I don’t waste time on dickless pricks.
I can hear some of you getting angry at what he called me. Don’t. It’s not worth the energy. Opinions from fuckers like him don’t count. It is nice though, to know that there are other people out there who aren't afraid to stand up for strangers to teach others a lesson. But…
<sigh> My life is never boring.