Creepy yet funny!
So it's been a minute since the last posting of my #AdventuresofCeej episodes. And I’ve been getting requests for them. How funny is that? So…here’s one.
Yesterday morning, I went in for a treatment. I have a port in my chest and that’s what gets accessed every time. I sat down in a chair across from an older man who was already undergoing his treatment. My nurse was new to me so she didn’t know where my port was. I partially unzipped my #CeejLifeReads hoodie to prep for the access. Seeing where it was and how exposed I’d be, she quickly grabbed the curtain to shield me from view. As for me? I really don’t care. I wouldn’t be exposed that much.
Here’s the convo:
Older man: Hey I was watching!
Nurse: And that’s why I closed the curtain, Mr. XXXXX. Now just close your eyes and relax. I don’t want you bugging her.
Older man: I’m old. I’m sick. I don’t get to see pretty things anymore. Beautiful young lady, you don’t mind, do you?
Me: (trying hard not to bust up laughing while the nurse is trying to access my port)
Nurse: Ceej, do not answer him either way. You’ll just encourage him.
Older man: Come on! I just want to read her tattoo.
(Yes, I have a decent sized tattoo on my boob, right under my port. It’s a quote from my Super Fave about life and changes.)
Nurse: Mr. XXXXX, please stop. You will leave her alone and let me do my job.
Older man: (grumbles) Won’t help an old man. I don’t get to see those anymore.
<sigh> My life is never boring.