Volatile? Me? No way!
It has been a minute since my last crazy episode of #AOC. While this isn’t crazy, I think it’s funny enough to share.
Apparently, I have this rep of being volatile though no one has proof! I maintain that I’m just a chill, patient, easy-going chick. (Okay I can hear all of you laughing. Especially you, SSSweets, Audrey, and JA!) My goal has been to dispel this volatile rep that I seem to be stuck with. Obviously, I have yet to reach that goal.
I recently had a minor surgical procedure. My left ear has a little scarring wound in front of it and to be honest, it looks strange. One of my friends, who knew that I had surgery, saw it today. Here’s the convo:
Him: You’re finally back. (He leans toward me.) Tell the truth. You were in a fight and the guy stabbed you in the ear and you had to have emergency surgery to save your eardrum.
Me: Oh shut up. I’m not violent. It was a biopsy, you dork.
Him: Uh huh. Sure. (He leans closer.) Let me see your scar.
Me: (I turn my head so he can see it.) It’s a little one.
Him: (Suddenly pokes it!) Cool.
Me: (Hits him in the chest) You asshole! That hurt!
Him: (rubbing his chest where I hit him and holding his stomach because he’s laughing hard) See? You are violent!
Me: You hit the fresh wound on my head!
Him: I didn’t hit it. I poked it.
Me: (hit him again) Same damn thing, you jerk! It’s on my head!
Him: (laughs harder) See? I rest my case!
<sigh> I will never get rid of this damn rep if I keep hitting people.
<double sigh> My life is never boring.