Sweet yet volatile? Hmmm....
So, we’re back to the weird or funny episodes. Keep in mind that my signature scent is cotton candy (Body Fantasies body spray).
This morning, I stopped by one of my favorite gas stations. As I was standing in line to check out, I suddenly felt heat along my backside and heard:
Dude: (sniffing and then humming deep in his throat right behind my ear) You know, I suddenly have a taste for something sweet.
Me: (stepping forward and away from him) Yeah well, there’s the candy rack. Take your pick.
Then it’s my turn at the cashier and I finish up and calmly go to my car.
Dude: (turns me and backs me into my car door) Nah. Only one thing can satisfy this taste. (He leans toward me) And that’s you. How about it, baby?
Me: (leans into him) You can’t handle me. (when he leans closer to me, I move so I can speak into his ear) Touch me again, you’ll be eating your hands for breakfast, and feel your balls in the back of your throat. Back the fuck off.
Dude: (backs up but grins) Feisty. I like it. Gimme your number.
I opened my car door and got inside. Once I’m just about to close the door, I give him Movin 92.5’s Loser Line number. BAHAHAHAHA!!!!
<sigh> My life is never boring.